If you’re lucky enough to be in Saigon, then head to Schiller River Club in Hiệp Bình District at 6:30PM this Friday, 12/12/25. I will debut three self-published books in Vietnamese, Tích ngàn thu sau bữa cơm ma, Đinh Ninh thi mít toàn thư and Đi, về, đi, về. Even if you don’t understand a word of Vietnamese, it’s more than worth it show up to buy me several beers! How many times will you meet a guy who’s thoroughly canceled in the two nations closest to him?

Actually, this Schiller River Club gig will launch me towards widespread acceptance. I can easily see myself performing during halftime of the next Super Bowl, then throwing the first pitch at Yankees Stadium. It all begins in four days by the Saigon River, so put that game console and Mountain Dew down, and book the next flight over!