Collected Writing of Sammy Davis Clemens, Volume 5 at Lulu!

 

Lamest pitch, “Buy this negligible almost-book to read about wars against the Unchosen, cosplaying frogs, Jeffrey Epstein Kiddie Bibles, your faggot in chief, peak porn, peak stupidity, self-love rash (which you undoubtedly have), a diatribe against barstools and Cheers, Dubai, an extraordinary grey nomad on Babbage Island, Australia and a teenaged girl stuffed in a suitcase.”

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Contents:

Wars Against the Unchosen……………………………………………….......…….6
Nearly Blind Yet Blessed, Pushing Luck………………………………………..10
Robbed of So Much Life…………………………………………….………………...13
Spiking Shamelessness!....................................................................17
Beijing Zinger and MegaMaxes in Bunker, Post Blast…………………...19
Might As Well Dig In………………………………………………………….….……….22
Cosplaying Frogs……………………………………………………………..…..……….…25
Be. Here……………………………………………………………………………………………28
Rose Seeds from China and Jeffrey Epstein Kiddie Bibles!....................30
Stinks Like Tween Spirit……………………………………………………………………..34
White Meat Purveyor, Hitmen, Luggage Thief and Faggot in Chief………37
Those Gilded Trailer Trash Days!............................................................40
Peak Porn Still Ahead………………………………………………………………..…..…..43
Bunker Entertainment………………………………………………………………………46
Worst Entry into the Future!...............................................................49
Mall Mirages, Putobumbong and Dead Camels………………………………53
Megalomaniac Finale……………………………………………………………..………56
Starkest De Chirico Sans Poetry…………………………………………….……..…59
Whose God?.......................................................................................63
USA, Trump and Dubai…………………………………………………………………..66
Office Drones Under Missiles………………………………………………………….69
Peak Stupidity, If Only…………………………………………………………………….72
To Let It Burn…………………………………………………………………………………75
What Rose Here………………………………………………………………………….…79
One Vast Departure Lounge…………………………………………………………..84
Goodman or Even Late Coltrane…………………………………………………….89
Boat People, Insatiable Commodus and Decent Spaghetti……………..93
Disappearing Friends, Relatives, Nations and World………………………97
Self-Love Rash……………………………………………………………………………….100
Diatribe Against Barstools and Cheers…………………………………………..103
Refugees All…………………………………………………………………………………106
Demons, Drugs and Food………………………………………………………………110
Dark Enough Now………………………………………………………………………….113
Checking in with Steve in Babbage Island, Australia………………………116
Die, Just Die………………………………………………………………………………….123
Same, Same Me After Murder………………………………………………………126

Four of nine black and white photos included in 129-page book:

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"Checking in with Steve in Babbage Island, Australia"