Linh Dinh reading more poems from A Mere Rica at Front Beach, Vũng Tàu on 8/23/26

 

 

7/4/13

Is it the Fourth of July yet?
So who should I shoot now?
Dude, can I jerk off your flag?
You’re welcome to stroke mine,
Then we can both massage
The Constitution, you know,
Roll it up, like this, and stuff
It up the Liberty Bell’s ass.
Man, I feel like voting again.
It’s like eating bad Chinese.
Did you elect this emoticon?
I’m bored, let’s waterboard
A whistleblower or two.
Global warming is cool,
So let’s all sleep naked,
Just like Bradley Manning.
I’ve never heard of him either.
You know what kicks ass?
A flag tattoo on a corpse,
Or guys pissing on a corpse.
Let’s snag some Army chicks
And make a naked pyramid.
Don’t join if you don’t want some.


Air Duct to Air Duct

To kiss is to threaten
To eat someone without
Actually chewing and swallowing.
It is also to wed digestive tracts,
Meaning the ultimate expression
Of intimacy, no less than
Having two assholes welded
Together, otherwise
Known as marriage.


Whits

Before he could tongue her, one of his teeth
Fell out. “That's OK,” he winked at his stale
Yet chirpy stablemate, “I still have plenty left.”
As if to prove it, he spat out a stringy and
Bloody assortment, then counted to ten
Before losing interest. He popped them back.

They kissed for the longest time, maybe even
A bit longer, since they had already paid too much,
You see, and had to get the most out of this swindle.
They had to milk it by any means necessary. “This

Is way overrated,” she grimaced. “Aren’t you gonna
Ask what I’ve been reading? It’s not Jonathan Swift,
That’s for sure. I mean, I like poetry and everything,
But soon as I bite into one... ” “You just wish you hadn’t,”

He finished the sentence for her. Speaking of sentences,
Some should be as long as the most tedious bridge
You will ever encounter, while others could be as brief
As this sunshiny life, and it always matters. Many whits.


Make it Swift

Many insist that the modern toilet
Is a male figure, a middle-aged grump
Complaining endlessly about what did
Or didn’t happen in his sighful life. Others
Will counter that the commode is actually
Quite a lovely lady, with enviable curves.
But what about that lid on her mouth?

“Other women are so envious of me.
I can’t sleep a wink, without worrying
That your wife, for example, will sneak
In here to steal my lid, and snap it onto
Her own lovely yet incomplete mouth.”

This poem is so full of it.
And I’m so full of it, being a
Sighful middle-aged creep. Ah!

But why do we read and digest
At the same time, desecrating
Both reasonably excusable acts?
So put this non-poem down, please,
And finish musing in relative peace.


Wrong Tool Man

Out of some desperate
Political, philosophical
And moral conviction, he uses
Scissors as toothpicks,
Books as footrests or chairs,
Hotels as sexy morgues,
Genitals as ghost limbs,
Brain as bowels,
Shakespeare as André Breton,
Life as afterlife,
Earth as moon.

If you’re interested in having my entire output of poems in English, please PayPal me at least $16, and I’ll email you the 386-page PDF. The PayPal donation button is at the top of my photo blog. I went from an anthologized poet, with poems in Best American Poetry, etc., to being untouchable. My profile at the Academy of American Poet, Poetry Foundation and PennSound were put up before I started to look into Jewish power, Jewish thinking and Jewjabs, etc.

 

 

Linh Dinh reading three poems from A Mere Rica on a Vũng Tàu sidewalk, 8/20/26

 

Broke Poem

Another day, another bounced check,
Another ream of bills and applications.
Come, you can boost your joking income
By shoplifting, pole dancing or shooting, as
Our Prez greets our creditor, who’s buying
This nation from nuked sea to corexit sea.

Is that a can of sardine down your pants?
Fridge empty, I have no more Monsanto
Main course or side dishes to go with this
Aspartame punch my brood is hooked on.
“Dad, why do I have two heads yet no brain?
Why can’t I spell ‘Bernanke’ or ‘crook’?”
Actually, I don’t have kids, for I can barely
Appease bedbugs and banksters, as is.

“Pay your bill now or your phone will explode
In your brokeassed face. Cough up, or the FBI
Won’t be able to eavesdrop on your palavers.
If you don’t settle charges and penalties,
Plus interest, of course, Her Honorable
Janet Napolitano herself will crawl out of
Your plumbing, as you digest Reader’s Digest.”

I guess we ain’t broke enough to reform
Into functioning poems, handcuffs or bombs.
As is, academic jive, voting and FaceBook.
Detonating endless violence, they preach
Symbolic whining to us hushed puppies.

Though broke, I’m no boneless chicken,
Fished from a dumpster, no way, for I
Will break my breaker with a shoulder
Mounted weapon of teflon destruction.


Strumming Broke

Tony pays $280 per month for a room
Merely two blocks from the cracked bell,
Now more dinged than ever, but only
To the eagle-eyed. 7th and Market
Is no free-fire zone, but street noises
Disrupt sleep all night long. Honks,
Sirens and drunken shouts jab into
His debt, bill and illness-filled dreams.

Tony often wakes with a headache.
With no kitchen, everything’s nuked,
Or fried, surreptitiously, on a hot plate.
Soon he may burn everything down.
On each floor is a shared bathroom.
“One of these guys shits on the toilet seat,”
Tony sighs, resigned, sort of, to such shit.

Tony was born and raised in Kensington,
A traditionally Irish slum that’s now
Irish, Puerto Rican, Black and Vietnamese.
Ever heard of a Kenzo Mouthwash? Look,
It’s when you bite on the curb as someone
Like Rocky Balboa stomps on your head.
The last time I was there, a young woman
Had just been shot, and as I was snapping
Her large candle-and-teddy-bear shrine, her
Teenaged sis shouted at me, “Hey, you can’t
Take photos! This is not a show and tell.”

Tony was delivering pizzas in Philly,
But that felt deadly, so he got a similar
Gig in Cape May, on the Jersey Shore.
On a good night, he’d earn 200 bucks,
Sometimes even more. Tony bought a
$40,000 home, then sold it
For 20 more grand. A dead uncle
Also left him fifty. This was Tony’s
Financial, social and philosophical peak.
What is your apex, buddy? Ah, don’t say,
“The years before I was born,” or, “The decades
After I croak.” Say, “The moment they’re nabbed.”

(In drug rehab, Tony met Tina, whom I’d find
Dwelling in a Camden tent city. Freckled,
Redheaded and petite, she said she was
A former Miss New Jersey. She was cute.)

Though he has never heard of the word “busking,”
Tony has been busking for two years. He freaks
Strumming and singing in public so, this day,
He swills two cans of Pabst beforehand, outside,
Since he can’t afford to get buzzed inside a bar.
“I’m too old to be arrested for public drinking. Plus,
I wouldn’t be able to pay the fine.” Diffident,
Tony stands in the back corridor of a nearly empty
Commuter rail station, in front of a Dollar Store.

“FROZEN FEATURE OF THE WEEK. $1.”
With luck, he’ll cover his beer investment,
Plus enough for reconstituted meat.


State of the Union

Shovel toothed, funky in profile,
I, John Dodo, am son of Camden.
Beneath boasting of a city invincible,
I’m two boarded up windows. I am a
Well-painted mural of kaput industries.
Who touches these, touches my void.

Once I shoveled coal, tamed pig iron,
Strung bridges. Erected. Now I strut
Up and down Broadway, dazed,
Fingering coins, aiming for chicken.

Pants low slung, crack peeping,
I’m son of Bethlehem. I peddle
Christmas mart, push Sands.
I patrol dying mall in Buffalo.

At dawn, in McArthur Park,
Los Angeles, I piss and scratch.
Legless, I buff Hollywood
Plaques, pose as monster
For tourists who undertip.

I push charity condoms, body oils,
High class looking purses, low class,
High-definition porn, incense and sox.

Lying on news, ads and cardboard,
I browse, RECOVERY IS ON COURSE.
BUM SIGHTINGS DOWN. LATTE SALES UP.
BRITNEY SEEN IN ODD COLORED SHOES.
JUSTIN ALARMS FANS WITH FAKE HAIRCUT.

As I sleep, an asswipe sneaks
Photos, then gives me a buck.
Strung out, I will suck and fuck,
Excuse me, until I get my fix.

Like a cliché, I press nose
Against steak house glass.
Soon I will break that glass.

If you’re interested in having my entire output of poems in English, please PayPal me at least $16, and I’ll email you the 386-page PDF. The PayPal donation button is at the top of my photo blog. I went from an anthologized poet, with poems in Best American Poetry, etc., to being untouchable. My profile at the Academy of American Poet, Poetry Foundation and PennSound were put up before I started to look into Jewish power, Jewish thinking and Jewjabs, etc.