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The Washington Post dubbed Battle Mountain "the armpit of America," but I'd rather live here than Washington DC. Hell, I'd rather be chained to that post than dwell in Washington fuckin' DC, and I know of what I speak, having spent four years just outside the belly of the beast. Actually, Washington is a decent, lovely and exceedingly civilized place, especially if you're a public speaker, shyster or mass murderer. Speaking of chained, not too far from Battle Mountain is Lovelock, where OJ Simpson is being, uh, (love) locked.


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