With translation by Olliver Wichmann:
Woman: "What name do you want me to use for your e-mail address?"
Hitler: "Mine, of course: Adolf Hitler"
Woman: "Apologies for my question - but is that really your name?"
Hitler: "No, that's not my real name of course. In fact, my name is
Woman: "Wow, that's awesome. "Shmuel" is cool. Is "Shmuel" written with
Hitler: "It - was - a - joke"
Screen: "Checking available names... - The Email address "adolf.hitler"
has already been taken."
Woman: "Adolf dot Hitler is gone."
Hitler: "What 'gone'!? Someone out there has my name!"
Woman: "Hmm... How about simply taking another name?"
Hitler: "You mean... like a pseudonym?
Woman: "Sort of"
Hitler: "Take 'The New Reich Chancellery'. I've always been fond of it.
Hitler: Say, who's in charge of it? Say, who's in charge of it? Now that there's no longer a Reich
ministry of propaganda
Woman: Nah, the net is running pretty much unregulated, my Fuehrer.
Hitler: Uh Huh.. This is good to know.