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Chelsea Malewa in Goodwood. It was truly brutal, bra. I'd rather starve for three days than go through this again.

Finally leaving, I thought of that old joke about a guy who walks into a bar and orders one shot after another, all different kinds. After his 10th, the bartender says, "Take it easy, buddy. What's the occasion?"

"It's my first blow job."

"Congratulations!"

"Thanks, but it's impossible to get that taste out of my mouth."


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