[Windhoek, 11/10/21]
New Era’s motto is “Truth. For its own sake.” On 3/25/22, it featured this article on its front page, “Dad of 76 pleads for village school.” The gent in question is 82-year-old Muyawi Matiro, “I have a lot of children, about 76, with 17 women, and they have given me 202 grandchildren.”
The “about” caught my eye. If Mr. Matiro’s not sure how many kids he has, he probably doesn’t know many of their names, or even recognize them on the streets. Since Mr. Matiro only has four wives, the remaining 13 are merely baby mamas. Particularly striking is the fact his youngest child is only 3-years-old, so he could still impregnate at age 78, and maybe even now.
If one man in a tiny village can claim four wives and at least 13 lovers, then how many guys must go without? In no realm is life fair. Since all these women chose Mr. Matiro willingly, he must have something, or quite a lot, over his competition.
Mr. Matiro’s village, Shamara, is near Angola, a country known for its huge penises, I’ve just been told by Armando, an Angolan, “Nigerians, Zimbabweans and Angolans all have huge dicks, about 25 centimeters [nearly 10 inches], and my province, Cabinda, is especially famous for this.”
“That’s amazing! Everyone knows this, even here in Namibia?”
“Of course. Why do you think so many Namibian women are single?”
“Come one, man!”
“It’s because they know. Namibian men have small dicks!” Eyes gleaming in triumph, Armando smiled then continued, “What do women want? They want to drink and have a good time, so if you can’t give them a good time?” He squinted with mirth.
Pulling out his phone, Armando fidgeted with it for 30 seconds then said, “Here, look!”
Shit, man, I though, I don’t want to see any record setting Cabinda rods, but it was only an article, “Chineses e portugueses lideram procura do Pau de Cabinda em Luanda” [“Chinese and Portuguese lead demand for Pau de Cabinda in Luanda”].
Armando, “It’s called Pau de Cabinda. It makes your dick bigger. Since Portuguese and Chinese have small dicks, they come to Angola to buy Pau de Cabinda.”
“And it works?”
“Yes!”
“I’ve always thought these medicines were scams.”
“No, no, it works.”
Known also as yohimbe, it’s an evergreen whose bark has long been used in Africa to promote a more sustained, vigorous and even transcendent performance, down below. Its supposed link to heart attacks and seizures has led to its ban in the European Union, however.
Even without yohimbe, you may glimpse infinity once or twice a lifetime. I still remember the exact moment when my head dissolved. What does it matter?
[Windhoek, 12/10/21]Twenty-eight years old, Armando is a JavaScript developer who works for two companies, Brazilian and Norwegian. He also owns two web services, one that dispatches to your home a beautician, and the other a dog sitter or walker. The second is not doing too well, for when its CEO tried to show me its website, only a blank page came up. Before Covid, Armando had a web consulting company in Luanda that employed 14 people. During a lockdown, he continued to pay them for two months, then let them go. “That cost me $14,000.”
Back to dicks. Before all these ventures, Armando was the exclusive distributor in Angola for a Malaysian erectile enhancement pill. For three years, he raked in kwanzas, then he got out because, in Angola, if you have a successful business, some government official will try to become your partner. Doing nothing, he’ll take huge bites from your profit. That’s how corrupt that country is.
Tourism has picked up here. I see more foreigners on the streets, and just this week at my guesthouse, I met a young couple from London, an older couple from Albuquerque then, arriving in a dusty truck, a Brazilian couple of about 40 who had visited 61 countries in 4 ½ years.
After Namibia, they’ll hang out in Botswana, ship the truck to Uruguay, pick it up there then drive back to Brazil. In Tibet, they met an Austrian couple who had just spent two years in Vietnam, much longer than planned, due to Covid.
Globetrotting is rapidly winding down, but so are basic freedoms and access to food, if not humanity itself. Everywhere you look, there are insane pussies who rage against beauty, wisdom or just ordinary sweetness. They are blind to the perfection of anything, a cheek, a spontaneous smile, unmolested.
Consider how creepy are the architects of our twisted reality, Klaus Schwab, George Soros, Bill Gates, Albert Bourla, Rochelle Walensky and Anthony Fauci, etc. They ooze corruption and sinister intentions.
I only have a week left here. Yesterday, I got a $40 suitcase to replace a much cheaper one bought in Hanoi. Now broken, it somehow lasted through eight countries! Briefly lost in Tirana, I yanked it down a broken sidewalk in the dark and cold. With its wheel snapped off, it bounced after me in Cape Town.
Mr. Matiro is not Armando, is not me. As organic beings, we’re unique, thus unequal in every category measurable, physical or mental. As just another physical organ, the mind is no different from a penis.
Unequal from conception onward, we’re born with wildly different potentials, and I feel silly just pointing out such an obvious fact. All of us, then, are handicapped in most ways. Just think of all the activities you’re terrible at. Out of a thousand, you might be competent at half a dozen.
Societies, too, are differently handicapped. On 9/16/18, I wrote, “In every field besides sports, entertainment and politics, blacks are failing spectacularly against all other races, a fact readily admitted to by blacks and black apologists themselves as evidence of America’s racism and oppression of blacks.”
Though I still stand by that assertion, it’s fascinating to witness how black nations have fared during this Great Reset era. Compared to white ones, they’ve done remarkably well. Very few blacks have been Jewjabbed, their social fabric is much less frayed and, now, they’re distant from a war that threatens to spin out of control. Already, many white societies are buckling under yet another refugee crisis.
Europe kowtows. Jewed America is a joke. Sucking it up, Asia will go on, and so will much mocked Africa. Least Jewjacked among whites, Russia rises. Through decades of Communism, it remembers that curse.
[Bethlehem, 9/21/12]
2 comments:
Russia is an atheist shithole full of whores, where women and communists dictate society. It's a tiny insignificant step behind Euro-American degeneracy.
Socialism is defined as: you have 76 kids...I pay for them
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