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"ALL WHITE" means clothes, and not skin color. These themed parties are not unusual in black bars. They also have "all black" parties. Two stools from me was Steve, the only white guy in the joint. He's married to a black woman, however. On Thanksgiving, they went to his family first, "the white part of my Thanksgiving," then her family, but by this time, Steve had become obnoxiously drunk, "I was dropping too many F bombs, fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything." That's when one of his brother-in-laws decided to drive Steve home. On the way, however, Steve threw up all over the man's car. "I fucked up royally. Now, I'll have to apologize and give him $30 to clean his car."



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