[Léo Jarzabek and I are putting some songs together. For now, I'm providing the lyrics, he the music. We're aiming to stage a performance before both of us leave Leipzig in three months. Below is a song I wrote half an hour ago while doing the laundry.]
Big Brother is in my Wasser.
Big Brother is in my culo.
When I wipe my asshole,
Big Brother comprende
I had shit to eat.
When I fly, Big Brother licks my Muschi.
When I sleep, Big Brother sucks my zob.
To protect me from Muslims and Putin,
Big Brother must know what’s inside me.
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Starting World War III,
Big Brother wants me to worry
About micro aggression.
Spreading World War IV,
Big Brother wants me to protest
Manspreading.
Stoking up World War V,
Big Brother wants me to lose sleep
Over my latent transexuality,
Over my latent transexuality,
Over my latent transexuality…
Dummscheiße, there will only be one more war,
Then we will all have peace ever after,
Thanks to our großer Bro.
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
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1 comment:
thanks so much! and very true, esp about the manspreading
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