Twenty-five years ago, someone would have stolen these cheap dresses overnight. Back then, kids would wait for you to finish your noodles so they could drink your leftover broth. That's why Vietnam had to move away from Communism, the pinnacle of Jewish thinking, but fine, go for it if you're inclined. Embrace that deadly dogmatism and indignant rage, all you pasty soy boys! Just keep that madness far away from me. Although Communist symbols remain, there is no Jewish thinking left in Vietnam. The Vietnamese Communist Party justifies its continued existence with a constant stress on nationalism.