Room with AC and private bathroom at Mam's House for just 550 bahts [$15.16] a night. Of course, for this price I'm not getting a view, swimming pool, faux jungle or even a table, or a TV, which I never watch anyway. My room smells like body oil, of the type they sell in American ghettoes, and sweat.

The World Cup game between Germany and Japan tonight is intriguing, though, so I may go to some bar to watch it. In case you haven't heard, Saudi Arabia beat Argentina 2-1! La Albiceleste had 15 shots to just 3 for the Saudis, but two of those went in!