Upcoming headline, "OLD CREEP STALKING BASKETBALL PLAYERS FINALLY TAKEN INTO CUSTODY--STILL HASN'T CONFESSED DESPITE TWELVE HOURS OF TORTURE."
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Lyle
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Fake news, after contacting the competant authorities, It appears an internationaly acclaimed poet/photographer Was mobbed by scores of healthy young female basketballers wanting their photos taken without a contract. He was taken into protective custody at a 5 star resort To await the finals, whence he will be able to fulfill The contract for a pool-side photo shoot of the winners And runners-up. Tickets available at $500 each.
2 comments:
Fake news, after contacting the competant authorities,
It appears an internationaly acclaimed poet/photographer
Was mobbed by scores of healthy young female basketballers
wanting their photos taken without a contract.
He was taken into protective custody at a 5 star resort
To await the finals, whence he will be able to fulfill
The contract for a pool-side photo shoot of the winners
And runners-up. Tickets available at $500 each.
We could be cell mates.
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