UPDATE: I just got this from Amazon, “We have temporarily suspended your KDP account because we found offensive content that violates our Content Guidelines in the title(s) listed below […] To have your account reinstated, please take the following steps: 1. Reply to this message with the following declaration: "I confirm that I have read and will comply with the Content Guidelines, and I will unpublish any previously published titles that do not meet the guidelines."; and 2. After reinstatement, review your catalog and unpublish any titles that do not comply with the Content Guidelines.” This book and all others may not be available then. If you’ve ordered it successfully, please let me know.
It took three tries to publish Chuck Cuck’s Tough Luck. Amazon blocked two earlier versions due to “a disappointing customer experience.” Guessing the problems were in the description, I changed it twice. “Don’t kill yourself” became “don’t stop inhaling.” “Child rape privilege” became “bitsy angel diddle perks.” “Anus River” became “Mud Flow River.” “Frontal nudity” became “flat bushes.” “Charlie Kirk assassination” became “Chuch Cuck’s tough luck,” which also became the book’s title, after “Stragglers in the Night” and “Trumpocalypse Now!” I didn’t want to tip off Amazon I was resubmitting the same volume. As for what’s inside, two titles were changed, but improved! The body of each piece stayed intact. Since this delay allowed me to add three more pieces, and have a more provocative cover, it’s a better book even.
Pitch, “Though forehead deep in MAGA ecstasy, don’t breathe your last, dude, not before you read my takes on incontinent cartoons, big beautiful faces in DC and Hanoi, bitsy angel diddle perks, Mud Flow River in Vegas, Nation of United Races, global cultural collapse, selling Raymond Carver with flat bushes, Chuck Cuck's tough luck and Trumpocalypse Now! Book ends with a fascinating and informative interview with a 73-year-old American internal exile, Douglas Larsen.”
Thy Sovantha Ah, Life! Stragglers in the Night Incontinent Cartoons Dying Unseen Suck It Good! Savage Among Desperate Angels Big Beautiful Faces Mud Flow River in Vegas Dreasure You Bet! Nuisances and Genociders' Last Gasp Cool Missiles Bursting in Air! Phoenix in Flames at Haunted Hotel So Rich, Smart, Powerful and Ripe Flexing Fools New World Order Images of America's Golden Age Bitsy Angel Diddle Perks Trumpocalypse Now! MAGA Situation Report Lovable Messes Nation of United Races?! Post Siesta Thoughts on Global Cultural Collapse Frantic Noise and Spectacle Utopia Insane, Sick and Slandered World Leader in Political Violence Nasty Old Men Only $49.99 for a Charlie Kirk Yarmulke! Looks Horrible, Smells Worse, Is Evil Artistically Staged and Perfectly Executed Erika Kirk, La Toya Jackson and Bubbles Edifying Rituals For Morons Checking in with Douglas Larsen, a 73-Year-Old Internal Exile
Four of eight black and white photos in 134-page book:
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