To be fair, there are plenty of gay Americans,

and they're most outspoken, for it's the land of the free:

[...]

It's raining dicks and ass ass
It's a fire (work) and it ain't even July
Muscles falling from the sky
If you wanna find a guy

Get your umbrellas
Get your umbrellas
It's raining fellas
It's raining fellas
Get your umbrellas
Get your umbrellas
It's raining fellas
It's raining fellas

[...]

It's raining Billys, Bobs, Blakes and Brandons
It's raining Willys, Robs, Jakes and Landons
It's raining Garrys, Jerrys, Larrys
Raining twigs and berries
Toms, Dicks and Harrys
Bears, jocks and fairies
It's raining thighs, tries, briefs and boxers
It's raining fly, guys, flight attendants and doctors
It's raining feminine, gentlemen, dripping down like a faucet
Yeah, these boys are coming out
Like the sky was a closet